Comments on: Saturday snippets http://scottdiatribe.canflag.com/2009/07/18/saturday-snippets/ My personal opinions on social and political issues from a progressive standpoint. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:41:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: MoS http://scottdiatribe.canflag.com/2009/07/18/saturday-snippets/comment-page-1/#comment-19682 MoS Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:19:17 +0000 http://scottdiatribe.canflag.com/?p=5632#comment-19682 Why do you never see a story "New Oldest Man Discovered"? I mean the crown naturally passes to somebody. Why do we have to wait to find out just who and what he used to be? And what about his runners-up? Now there's an idea. The Top Ten Oldest Geezers on the Planet. The bookies would have a field day with that! You would be able to take a look at the lot and figure out who was the best bet to be around long enough to get the Golden Ring. Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? Wait, I just did. Why do you never see a story “New Oldest Man Discovered”? I mean the crown naturally passes to somebody. Why do we have to wait to find out just who and what he used to be? And what about his runners-up?

Now there’s an idea. The Top Ten Oldest Geezers on the Planet. The bookies would have a field day with that! You would be able to take a look at the lot and figure out who was the best bet to be around long enough to get the Golden Ring.

Brilliant! Why didn’t I think of that? Wait, I just did.

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